I’m sick of my DVD’s telling me my DVD’s aren’t good enough!
- Steve, while watching a Bluray promotion before a movie
I don’t feel like getting real ice cream. That’s too much work. I’ll just stick with the ice cream sandwiches. They’re much easier.
- Steve, basically admitting he is too lazy to fix real ice cream.
Thailand? I don’t think I’d get a discount vagina from Thailand.
- Steve, after hearing the transgender roommate on The Real World: Brooklyn explain that she had sex reassignment surgery in Thailand.
Here, put these in your purse!
- Steve, as he hands me three slices of Kraft cheese. Apparently, Chick-Fil-A charges for extra cheese so we had to bring our own.
“You think I’m just going to give up on a bowl of melted cheese?”
– Steve, with his mouth full of bread and delicious, gooey melted fondue
